Damn that's one ugly customer!
 Here's a different approach. Most businesses choose not to depict their customers as bearded ladies. But Elementool are not most businesses. At right is a screen grab from one of their pages Good for you, Elementool. I hope that this helps you corner the 'bearded-lady market'. One tip, if you don't mind? Try a touch of complementary selling. For example: Buy a helpdesk account, get a half-price chin wax. Buy two and we'll throw in an electric nose-trimmer. Recommended a bearded-lady-friend, and get three months of helpdesk free. This could be a winner.
'Jason Looney' on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:02:03 GMT, sez: I like the name of the company just as much. I can imagine the elegant voice of a woman saying "Elemen..." with a trailer park dude supplying the "TOOL!"
Just when you think the word is going one way, boom, ElemenTOOL!
I'd love telling my family that I worked for ElemenTOOL. My grandma would say something like, "How many men?"
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