How to get a Free iPhone

Follow this simple three step guide to become a proud member of the awesome club of people who loudly proclaim:

"I too am cool! I too have an iphone!"

1. Go to the settings area of the mail client you use on your regular PC



2. Change your email signature to read 'Sent from my iPhone'



3. Send short, pointless emails to everyone you know

Okay, you won't technically have an iPhone. But for the most part, other iPhone users will *want* to believe that you have joined their "team" -- hence, they will be convinced.

And -- as a final twist -- once you're thought to be a member of their team, you'll find that acquiring an actual free iPhone will be easy. Other iPhone owners will be more than happy to let you borrow one of their iPhones next time you see them, if you claim to have momentarily misplaced yours, for example in the pocket of "your other white leather trousers".

--lb
Sent from my iPhone

'Kristopher Johnson' on Wed, 13 May 2009 11:30:37 GMT, sez:

This is just like the way I got my beach house in St. Tropez.

-- Kris
Sent from my beach house in St. Tropez

'Matt Casto' on Wed, 13 May 2009 11:33:08 GMT, sez:

This really works!
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Comment posted from my iPhone

'Don2' on Wed, 13 May 2009 11:38:15 GMT, sez:

This is just like the way I am going to have gotten my time machine!
-- Don2
Sent from the future

'Chai' on Wed, 13 May 2009 11:51:51 GMT, sez:

Hahaha... Its pretty funny.

Its just like the time I wrote a letter to my old neighbours next door, pretending to be their son who went missing during the war.

They acted all upset when they found out, but I think deep inside, they thought it was a pretty funny joke.

'Simon' on Wed, 13 May 2009 12:46:28 GMT, sez:

Your website looks funny on my iphone.

-- Sent from my iPhone

'Frucomerci' on Wed, 13 May 2009 12:54:29 GMT, sez:

I am even cooler!

--
Sent from my atari

'Rhys' on Wed, 13 May 2009 17:15:54 GMT, sez:

Nice work.

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Sent from my iPod Touch

'John' on Wed, 13 May 2009 18:30:57 GMT, sez:

Fantastic idea!
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Sent from my Ass.

'David H' on Wed, 13 May 2009 19:50:28 GMT, sez:

I'm not sure my rig is up to the challenge.

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Sent from my Sinclair ZX81

'Farmer Jeb' on Thu, 14 May 2009 00:55:15 GMT, sez:

I don't even know how MY rig sent this?

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Sent from my Sinclair C5

'sam' on Thu, 14 May 2009 03:37:49 GMT, sez:

I don't like pretending

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Sent from my Inspiron 1720 (_o_)

'aw' on Mon, 18 May 2009 11:44:52 GMT, sez:

What a cute tip! haha :)

'king ibeh' on Thu, 21 May 2009 11:46:10 GMT, sez:

its ok

'PeymanKh' on Fri, 22 May 2009 08:34:59 GMT, sez:

Please don't beat me!!!!

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Sent from my Windows Mobile Device

'nakke' on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:47:52 GMT, sez:

Nice idea!

--
Sent from your iPhone

'Tristan' on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:19:12 GMT, sez:

Done that so cool

--
Sent From My Iphone

'god' on Sun, 31 Jan 2010 12:22:39 GMT, sez:

iphone will burn in hell


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