You Will Set Goals!

You Will Set Goals!

You Will Do Your Best!

Continues...!

You Will Trim Those Big Bushy Eyebrows!

You Will Point A Lot With Your Index Finger!

You Will Pretend You're Holding A Pistol In The Other Hand!

You Will Focus The Reader's Attention To A Long Narrow Strip In The Centre Of The Page!

You Will Dress Up In A Suit And Get Photographed In Front Of A Purple Sheet!

YOU WILL SET GOALS!

YOU WILL BE THE KING ONE DAY AND EVERYONE WILL BE SORRY!

(apologies to Brian Leaning-Mizen from 15 minute goal setting)

And here's a genuine innovative little goal-setting tool: joesgoals.

'Peter Arbuthnott' on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:53:54 GMT, sez:

you will look down and slightly left of the camera so that everyone who knows understands that whatever you are saying is false...

'Magnus Mendelyev' on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 20:39:00 GMT, sez:

I'm confused...

How can someone with eyebrows that bushy not get a mono??

Genetics freaks me out!!

MM.

'pb' on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 20:44:38 GMT, sez:

who says they are real eyebrows?

lots of sales people use fake eyebrows to give them that sincere and convincing look.

'shez' on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:04:01 GMT, sez:

All this is interesting, but BLM with the bushy eyebrows, taught me how to take my business from average to success

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