A misaligned check bit can cause financial ruin, yet people go through their lives oblivious to the existence of this powerful force.
What is the difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has limits. - Albert Einstein.
What do the numbers say about you?
Have you had bad luck at times and then, at other times, for no apparent reason, had good luck?
Are you struggling against fate, looking for an insight into what's to come?
Do you know the significance of the digits in your credit card?
Have you been enlightened about the power of CreditCardOlogy, the most powerful of the metaphysical sciences, combining the eastern and western zodiacs with the age old secrets of numerology?
Perhaps you have a lucky credit card, or worse, your credit card could be bringing you down.
But unless you try the power of CreditCardOlogy, you'll never know.
Enter the numbers from your credit card here:
Now, are you ready?
You're almost there
Only CreditCardOlogy combines Astrology, with the Chinese zodiac and numerology.
We need you to unveil the year and month that your card expires.
The year is used for cross-checking the Chinese Zodiac, and the month, or moon-cycle, is used for determining the Western Astrological Symbol of your credit card.
Very close now!
We need you to share with us the 3 digit Credit Card Verification Code (CCV) on the back of your card. (Four digits for American Express)
We need this to ensure that you are giving us your own credit card information and not that of someone else. It would be very bad Karma to look into the private fortunes of someone else, by reading their credit card.
We must insist you only check your own card.
(If you have more than one credit card, then you will need to visit us once for each card.)
Please share your name with us. Not your astral name, not a name from a past life. These are good things to know, but for now, we just need to know your name as it appears on the card, thank you.
Name on card:
Final lucky step!
In order to proceed we must verify that this is a real credit card number, that it belongs to you and is not stolen.
This requires a small processing fee, which will appear on your next credit card statement under the name
'Sharky McFad's Wacky Backy Enterprises'
So remember not to query that item, it could bring bad luck!
I accept that a processing fee will be applied
The answer is...
YOU ARE POOR!
Don't believe us? Check your credit card balance.
What is CreditCardOlogy?
CCO is the rigorous study of patterns that emerge in the lives of people, in correlation with the sequence of digits and dates associated with their credit card.
It is the most powerful of the metaphysical sciences. It uses the nine sacred digits from numerology, and integrates the mystic greek circle, the zero, into the mesmerizing pattern of the 'Quad-Quad' (or credit card sequence).
Some people are unable to see how the so-called 'random' numbers on a piece of plastic could influence every aspect of their life.
In the face of all opposition to CreditCardOlogy, you must always hold onto this one undeniable fact:
FACT: No matter how smart they claim to be, no one can prove that there is no link between the numbers of your credit card and the events of your future life.
Perhaps they've never noticed how life can change in the blink of an eye, or with the roll of a dice.
Can CreditCardOlogy bring romance, fortune and health?
Unless you've tried the amazing CreditCardOlogy for yourself, you will simply never know.
Why Credit Card Astrology?
"Because more good luck is better than some good luck and far better than less bad luck. And that is all science has to say about it."
Why Credit Card Astrology?
Why fate? Why kismet?
"Because nothing and no one can stop a great idea whose time has finally come."
"Because there is no army on earth that can hold back the insurmountable forces of Destiny."