Shake that keyboard baby!
secretGeek .:dotnuts about dotnet:.
home .: about .: sign up .: sitemap .: secretGeek RSS

Shake that keyboard baby!

If, like me, you eat your lunch at your desk (and I know you do, cause while you're reading this, i too am reading you) then you'll know that once in a while you've just got to pick up that keyboard, turn it upside down and shake out those crumbs. Shakity, shakity shake shake! Shakity, shakity shake shake! Out comes cheese! Out comes bread! Out comes chocolate! Out comes tuna! This is more fun than updating your timesheet! More fun than deleting old emails! The most fun you can have in your cubicle during daylight hours and with your pants on! Shake that keyboard baby!

(no further details provided)




'Ryan Farley' on Sat, 05 Jun 2004 06:23:34 GMT, writes:

You think the crumbs are bad. The other day I was really tired and took a break from coding so I could close my eyes for a bit - so i laid my head on my keyboard.

You know, I never knew how bad a keyboard smells.

URL: http://www.ryanfarley.com/



'Camey' on Mon, 31 May 2004 04:45:44 GMT, writes:

Now I have KC and the Sunshine Band in my head.. "shake, shake, shake... shake, shake, shake... shake your keyboard.. shake your KEYboard... shake, shake... "

URL: http://www.amorsley.net/bugsplat



'Justin King' on Thu, 20 May 2004 23:01:39 GMT, writes:

Know the feeling too well. Habit of wanting to surf the web during lunch.

End up not leaving your PC for 9 hours straight and wonder why your eyes are tired when getting home.

URL: http://geekswithblogs.net/jking



'Benjimawoo' on Tue, 18 May 2004 08:37:42 GMT, writes:

Apparently I can just sling it in the dishwasher - http://www.moddingzone.com/articles/keyboardwashing/

Note to self - remember not to try this on my own stuff...



'secretGeek' on Mon, 17 May 2004 20:25:31 GMT, writes:

cheers Julie!

Benjmaiwoo, great comment! Maybe it's time you swapped your keyboard with someone else.

I look forward to a time when we get water proof, food-proof, hot-coffee proof keyboards (that are easy to type on... not like most of the inventions that currently exist in this category)


URL: http://secretGeek.net



'Julie Lerman' on Mon, 17 May 2004 12:41:06 GMT, writes:

oh man, good thing I hadn't just taken a swig of my coffee when I read that. It would have been all over my keyboard, my screen, etc.

URL: http://thedatafarm.com/blog



'Benjimawoo' on Mon, 17 May 2004 08:51:18 GMT, writes:

I think one corner of my keyboard's starting its own geology. A few months ago I spilt some cola down there, and due to the wonderful sticking power of old dry cola, it's got layers of old foodstuffs down there.

We go through the dieting era (poppy seeds from bread. Sunflower seeds. Marked absense of any proper food).

The Drinking-a-lot-on-schoolnights era (Bits of sausage sandwich. Old bacon. Evidence of strong coffee)

The cold turkey era (Old turkey. Not very warm)

Who knows what micro-archaeologists will discover. They'll probably get themselves a very small core sample and delve even deeper into the history of my keyboard. The mysteries will all be revealed.

Sorry it's so long. Got a little carried away...



name

comment

(HTML not allowed)

homepage

All viewpoints welcome. But the right to delete any post for any reason is reserved. Don't make me do it. Comments may be republished, emailed to your loved ones or printed and used as toilet paper. Who reads this legal bit anyhow?

Back to Shake that keyboard baby!

Articles

Alan Kay on 'The Camel has Two Humps' Alan Kay on 'The Camel has Two Humps'
is the music inside the piano? is the music inside the piano?
The Bluffer's Guide To Yegge: Business Requirements R Bullsh*t The Bluffer's Guide To Yegge: Business Requirements R Bullsh*t
Prototype Ready for Launch Prototype Ready for Launch
Idea: a poor man's eye-tracking heatmap for win forms Idea: a poor man's eye-tracking heatmap for win forms
'The Register' seems to have plagiarised Mary Jo Foley 'The Register' seems to have plagiarised Mary Jo Foley
A magic goal for software businesses A magic goal for software businesses
A to Z of Software Methodologies A to Z of Software Methodologies
TimeSnapper in Music! TimeSnapper in Music!
Fixing problems can give you a glimpse of something terrible Fixing problems can give you a glimpse of something terrible
Web Tablet: Toward Less Complexity Web Tablet: Toward Less Complexity
Do they store the code for TFS in TFS? Do they store the code for TFS in TFS?
Sudden TimeSnapper Discount! Sudden TimeSnapper Discount!
How Can Microsoft Beat Google? How Can Microsoft Beat Google?
TimeSnapper 3.1: Attack of the the Red/Green Stripes TimeSnapper 3.1: Attack of the the Red/Green Stripes
21 tools used in our MicroISV 21 tools used in our MicroISV
Lost Treasures of the DOS World: tree! Lost Treasures of the DOS World: tree!
The Virtual Machine Machine and the Virtual Virtual Machine The Virtual Machine Machine and the Virtual Virtual Machine
Should Linq To Sql Go Should Linq To Sql Go "Open Source"?
Redux: New Synchronisation Idea Overlooked By Microsoft Redux: New Synchronisation Idea Overlooked By Microsoft
New Synchronisation Idea Overlooked By Microsoft Live team New Synchronisation Idea Overlooked By Microsoft Live team
Visual Studio UX Taskforce, Office UX Taskforce... etc. Visual Studio UX Taskforce, Office UX Taskforce... etc.
How to be Jeff Atwood How to be Jeff Atwood

Archives .: secretGeek :: Complete Archives :.
25 steps for building a Micro-ISV 25 steps for building a Micro-ISV
3 minute guides -- babysteps in new technologies: powershell, JSON, watir, F# 3 Minute Guide Series
Top 10 SecretGeek articles Top 10 SecretGeek articles

Downloads

TimeSnapper -- Automated Screenshot Journal TimeSnapper.com    
Version 3.1: instant productivity profiles

ShinyPower (help with Powershell) ShinyPower
Now at CodePlex

Next Action NextAction
Managing the top of your mind



[powered by Google] 


World's Simplest Code Generator (html edition) World's Simplest Code Generator
Gradient Maker -- a tool for making background images that blend from one colour to another. Forget photoshop, this is the bomb. Gradient Maker
How to be depressed How to be depressed
You are not inadequate.



Recommended Reading

The Best Software Writing I
The Business Of Software (Eric Sink)

Recommended blogs

Jeff Atwood
Reginald Braithwaite
Joseph Cooney
Phil Haack
Scott Hanselman
Julia Lerman
Joel Pobar
Eric Sink
Joel Spolsky
Des Traynor

Aggregated Links

programming.reddit.com
dzone
dot net kicks

Human Link Machines

interesting finds
a continuous learner's weblog
arjan's world
n links today
new and notable
morning coffee
learning .net
weekly link post
(my del.icio.us account)

LinkedIn profile
 
home .: about .: sign up .: sitemap .: secretGeek RSS .: © Leon Bambrick 2003 .: privacy

home .: about .: sign up .: sitemap .: RSS .: © Leon Bambrick 2003 .: privacy