And Microsoft has Won

.net borg sphere

You know, I don't really think they lost the api war after all. But I'll get to that in a moment.

Human Interest Back Story

Once upon a time, I was on holiday in Italy and I got trapped talking to a group of girls from New York. All they could talk about was New York, New York (the city so nice, they named it twice). One of them said something like this:

Now, about that war...

And that's how I'm starting to feel about .Net. Why would you ever leave this place?

Maybe you prefer python to C#? so use IronPython.

Maybe you're a command line junky, so stop wasting time with bash and use Powershell.

Maybe you're into functional programming -- so use F#. Oh, you prefer Lisp -- then use L#.

Ruby is hot yeah? So use Use Ruby Clr. Use Ruby.Net. Use Iron Ruby.

You're into 3d dimensional scalable graphics... so ditch flash, use expression, wpf and xaml.

Whatever your poison, we've got it right here.

The underlying .Net platform seems to be flexible enough that it's attracted language designers from all programming disciplines. It's a strange reversal of the 'Microsoft As Borg' meme.

Microsoft has long been compared with the borg. Now I am starting to see it for real:

We will add your language's distinctiveness to our own.

Only there's a twist.

The supposed irony about the borg (in star-trek, at least) is that from their vast collective of culture and technology, they create something so horrible, something less beautiful than any of the cultures they assimilate. So, rather than an increasingly wonderful whole, they achieve utter repugnancy.

By contrast, (and quite suprisingly) I think that the .Net framework has become more beautiful as it has grown. The addition of generics, for example, is a feat of incredible beauty. Anonymous methods are not just some stuck on frankenstein's nightmare: they seem to be the fulfillment of a long line of clever design decisions that carefully moved in the right direction, right from back before there was any 'there' there.

Hang on -- don't flame me yet. I know i've been sinking too much of the MS Kool Aid. I'll wake up tomorrow and the love for microsoft will have dwindled. At the moment i feel pretty lucky that without changing framework I can delve into python, F#, powershell... three very interesting technologies, and without any of that traditional microsoft feel.

About that downside...

On the downside there's been recent suggestions that programmers in the microsoft world just fundamentally don't understand open source development. And there remains the persistent fear that no matter how good your product is, you may turn out to have simply been doing 'market research' for microsoft.

less of the frightening, please

And the latest scary thing from microsoft is the licensing for their ui. Read Mike Gunderloy's rant about it -- but read other opinions too, as it's a tricky topic.

So the borg are kind of... attracting me, wooing me... but still frightening me fairly often. I hope the good things continue, and they learn to do less of the frightening.

Cheers.

Borg Sphere image courtesy of The Model Citizen

 

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