The horror, the horror... that is cubicle coffee.

When a marathon coding session leads to tiredness, I always reach for a refreshing cup of Nescafe Granulated FoodService Blend.

Nescafe Granulated FoodService Blend is the market leader in consistency and value.

And what is more important in a drink than consistency and value?

It's little wonder that the people who replenish the stocks in office kitchens all over the world turn to Nescafe Granulated FoodService Blend again and again.

Ahhhhhhh. Taste that value! Mmmmmm. Above averge consistency, right down to the last drop!

With Nescafe Granulated FoodService Blend, your code will almost write itself!

'Clarke Scott' on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:31:02 GMT, sez:

Yeah but, it tastes like SHIT!

'secretGeek' on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:47:02 GMT, sez:

Yes Clarkey. Consistently. Right down to the last drop.

'Hermann Klinke' on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 10:54:52 GMT, sez:

How much money did you get for this post?. Google Ads wasn't enough, huh? ;-)

'Angus Logan' on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 11:04:21 GMT, sez:

Leon isn't a sellout.

He may be a lazy, unfunny, unmotivated knob but not a sellout.

You Hermann you are so harsh :)

'secretGeek' on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 20:55:58 GMT, sez:

Thanks for standing up for me Angus. But I can fight my own fights, you big sissy boy.

Listen here Hermannnnnn, //if that's your real name//.

I'm not allowed to disclose how many dollars Google Ads are making for me just yet, but I am at liberty to say this:

I invite you to succumb to the subtle and evocative flavours of Nescafe Granulated FoodService Blend.

Be intoxicated by the consistency. Be seduced by the value.

The flavour that's taking Today's Paris by storm.

Ahhhh, that's it. The evocative flavour, reminiscent of shit warmed up.

'Angus Logan' on Thu, 10 Feb 2005 06:21:22 GMT, sez:

Big Sissy boy?

At least i'm out of the closet.

Whereas you get your massages from a gay guy and then go back to your wife.

Make up your mind.

(this is fun)

:)

'Alex' on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 16:34:37 GMT, sez:

If you're really interested in making Cubicle Coffee, then I'd highly recommend checking out the Cubicle Coffee website. Nescafe instant swill is hardly the answer. French press coffee tastes better and gives you that caffeine boost that leads to incredible coding productivity. We spent about two years researching how to make it and built the site to share our knowledge with other cubicle dwellers around the world.

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