Overwhelmed by all the top n articles I've seen about obscure, yet fascinating topics, i've decided to give you something simpler, more digestable, and far more easy to scan.

Yes, it's the Top 0 Things You Should Know About Nothing.

Nothing is a big topic, and many people have contributed their ideas to our perception of it. To cover nothing in its entirety would take an unseemly long amount of time.

So we'll begin and end witha very short summary of nothing, covering only 0 topics. Here we go.

That was quick. For further reading here's a list of no links about nothing. Here they are:

And finally I'd like to thank the following 0 people, who contributed nothing to this article:

Okay, I hope I haven't left anybody out.

Thanks for nothing.