Before satori:
herding cats through moving goal posts.

After satori?
herding cats through moving goal posts.

Definition

"Satori" --> "(Zen Buddhism) a state of sudden spiritual enlightenment."

Allegory

A Zen Buddhist, was allegedly asked to describe his life upon reaching enlightenmnet, and gave it thus:

"Before Satori, chop wood carry water; after Satori, chop wood carry water."

Thank you. Now, please go back and carefully read my post, pretending that you got the back-story ;-)

Acknowledgment:

cat herding quote, pure Joe Cooney