Give Your Manager A 500% Productivity Enhancement

Easy. Replace his homepage with a small chunk of html that says:


Requested resource:
THE INTERNET
is currently locked by another user.



You cannot access this resource
until the current user has finished
performing read action.




Download your own copy here: locking_error.htm

But be prepared to handle the increased workload as the pointy haired boss assigns you more than the usual number of database re-paints per metric furlong.

 

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