Some of the criteria that didn't make it onto our job ad:

• Minimum 12 years experience developing asp.net 2.0 solutions.
• Must have single-handedly invented the internet.
• Must be able to defuse a rocket with one hand, while flying a jet plane with the other.
• Sense of humour a must. Interview will include an impromptu standup comedy performance at the local women's prison.

Let me stress again, these are not requirements of the job. You do not need to meet these criteria in order to apply. The actual criteria are listed on our website.