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Last week I watched a British Channel 4 documentary about a chronic hoarder named Richard Wallace. Fascinating stuff.

This was a man who hadn't had a bath in years because his bath, like everything else in his house, was covered to the ceiling in piles of collected junk. To get from one room to the next he would have to swim over the top of his junk pile, ducking under the top of the doorway. And yet he was a fairly normal guy. He wasn't like some angry Smaug, fighting to protect his golden hoard. He had a well developed sense of humour, and you could carry out a normal conversation with the guy.

Yet he had a profound lack of insight. Despite his incredible existence (he slept in a chair, his bed was covered in ceiling-high junk), he didn't see see that he had a psychological syndrome. Pay attention to this, because it's kind of the point: He didn't believe he had an excessive hoarding habit, he felt his real problem was a shortage of storage.

I think what scared me was that he was a little like me. Or a little like you. So it got me thinking about my own hoarding tendencies.

It's normal to do some amount of collecting. I've always done a little here and there. I have boxes and boxes of books under the house. I have a record collection somewhere. I have a jar of buttons (more on that later). But all of that is under control. (After watching the documentary I immediately threw away a box of msdn magazines that I've been holding onto for too long.)

Instead, there is a completely different form of hoarding I engage in, that has gotten out of control.

The thing I collect is incomplete projects. Unfinished work.

My list of incomplete projects is my own personal crazy hoard.

To get from one task to the next, I need to swim over the ceiling-high pile of incomplete tasks, stacked up from every stray project idea I've ever had.

Like a crazy hoarder I mistake the root cause of my growing mountain of incomplete work. The hoarder thinks he has a storage problem (when he really has a 'throwing things away problem'). I say I am 'time poor' as if the problem is that poor me is given only 24 hours in a day. It's more accurate to say... what exactly? It seems crazy for a crazy person to use his own crazy reasoning to diagnose his own crazy condition. Maybe I too easily add new projects to my list, or I am too reluctant to exit from unsuccessful projects. Perhaps I am too reluctant to let a task go, to ship what I've done. They're never perfect, never good enough.

And I know I'm not alone in making the easy claim that I am 'time poor'. So many people claim to be time poor, when really we are poor at prioritizing, or poor at decisiveness, or don't know how to say 'no' (...to other people, to our own ideas).

If only I had a hidden store of time, or if only I had magical organisation tools, or if only I could improve my productive throughput, then, only then would I be able to get things done, to consolidate the growing backlogs and todo lists into one clear line of work, and plough through it like an arctic ice breaker carving its way through a sheet of ice.

So I have to declare todo bankruptcy. Throw everything out and start again.

I've gone back to the trello boards and slashed and pruned and archived and revised and reordered until the whole todo landscape started to make sense. I've dragged in items from other sources (from moleskine's and from starred items in gmail, from 'TODO' comments in my code, from various TODO.txt files buried on my hard-drive... from all over.)

First up, a lot of projects have moved from the maybe pile to the 'never no way' pile.

Example of projects that are officially cancelled as of this moment are:

Not To Do

  1. 'Cop Dog Buddies' -- movie script about two mismatched police dogs thrown together to hunt down their masters' killers.
  2. 'Registry on Rails' -- the web development framework from hell.
  3. Orable -- (pronounced "'orrible") my poor man's oracle IDE
  4. OCD-targeted one-page website "have i left the iron on?"
  5. A life-sized full-body tattoo of my own body, all over my body.
  6. My pro wrestling career
  7. My rap battle ambitions
  8. A range of Pinal Dave T-Shirts
  9. Twee -- a micro-blogging service where posts can only be three words long and must be valid dictionary words in your language.
  10. 'Vampurr' trilogy -- epic love-triangle between goth-girl tattooist, ear-stretching vampire and shape-shifting battle-cat.
  11. Word as a database -- it's Word. As a database.
  12. Operation Butter-knife
  13. Choosing the right fonts
  14. Operation 'Taser my enemies in the face'
  15. Boss monsters feature in unreleased malware easter egg
  16. 'Silmarillion with sock puppets' -- treatment for a feature film
  17. 'Top Gut' -- movie script about the fat camp for the fattest of the fat

Okay, that's a slightly modified version of the real list. The real list is a lot longer and a lot sadder. But the actual thing I'll actually do next is:

To Do

1. Put out NimbleText 1.6.

People have been nagging me about this for a while, and it's pretty much ready, if I can just stop distracting myself with all the other craziness.

Stay tuned.





'Goran' on Fri, 31 Aug 2012 07:02:47 GMT, sez:

Hi my name is Goran and I'm a task hoarder. It's been 2 days since I thought of a task and created a todo.txt file...



'Arek Dymalski' on Fri, 31 Aug 2012 09:18:47 GMT, sez:

"Twee -- a micro-blogging service where posts can only be three words long and must be valid dictionary words in your language." and "Silmarillion with sock puppets" are the projects that deserve to be continued.



'Tony' on Sat, 01 Sep 2012 08:37:57 GMT, sez:

This is very insightful etc but I want to point out that you can have a convrsation with Smaug as well. Characterising him as 'angry' misses the point.

The beautiful J R R Tolkien image even has the caption, "Conversation with Smaug"

Now I must go and check on my own hoard....



'Anton' on Tue, 04 Sep 2012 23:12:02 GMT, sez:

Inspiring!!



'Magnus M' on Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:09:33 GMT, sez:

Hey... don't give up those Battle Rap ambitions!! You're just not watching 8 Mile enough, that's all!



'McLobster' on Thu, 04 Oct 2012 08:39:13 GMT, sez:

Ha, it's a small world after all. I always enjoy your posts, but now it's personal...I live in the same village as aforementioned hoarder.



'Thomas' on Fri, 05 Oct 2012 08:52:34 GMT, sez:

What about the jar of buttons? You promised more on that later.



'lb' on Fri, 05 Oct 2012 09:54:24 GMT, sez:

@Thomas
"later" hasn't arrived yet.
There is indeed more -- though much of it is now lost down the back of my todo couch.



'Jamie' on Fri, 05 Oct 2012 18:29:50 GMT, sez:

Not sure how you'll depict Morgoth in his battle with sock-Fingolfin. Perhaps you'll have to use some sort of wellington boot.



'luvieere' on Sat, 06 Oct 2012 09:38:45 GMT, sez:

"Taser my enemies in the face"

How could you give up on this man?
It's like, the only worthy one from the pile! :)))




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