The Real Thing
My wife tells me I need to develop 'self-confidence.' I need to build my 'self-esteem.' I tell her that I reject these phoney notions, these cargo-cult deities. What I'm after is the real thing: the adoration of millions.
'adb' on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 13:20:47 GMT, sez: "I had a dream last night-"
"Really? Was it that one where you're standing in sort-of sungod robes while thousands of naked women throw little pickles at you?"
"Uh..No.."
"Why am I the only one that ever has that dream?"
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