Worst. Bug. Ever.
I had an email today entitled "Worst Bug Ever" -- it seems that the "Donate now" link at World's Simplest Code Generator (javascript edition) was not actually functional. This was caused by a very tricky technical problem that we in the bit-shuffling industry like to refer to as "Copy Paste error." I'd copied the code for that button from the earlier 'Classic ASP' version of WSCG. And i guess i never once actually clicked on it, to test the damn thing. It's sad to think that maybe, had that link been correct, the "World's Simplest Code Generator" fortune would be massive by now. Not to worry -- I fixed the link, at the same time as said person used the donate now button on the old WSCG page, to peel off some dosh and send it my way. However, once my awesome supporter had made his donation, he immediately 'complained' that the web site was broken, because the message 'Donations to date: $10' didn't update automatically. I think it's fixed now. But some decent load testing is in order, and that's where you come in. It'd be swell if a few thousand people could organise to simultaneously donate amounts between $1 and $1000. We also need to do some boundary checking, so it would be appreciated if one of you could try donating increasing amounts starting at $1000 dollars, and doubling each time, until an exception occurs. Then back track and perform a binary search until the exact threshhold is determined. Kthxbye.
'kmilo' on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 13:41:33 GMT, sez: LOL
'Simon' on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:52:59 GMT, sez: I'm almost tempted...
'Zooba' on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:54:08 GMT, sez: I tried to donate $1,000,000,000,000 but the website broke, so you may not get it :-P
'Keff' on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:47:24 GMT, sez: What type do you use to store the donated value? In coming dollar hyperinflation, MAX_INT might not be enough to buy bread for a breakfast :))
'Sameera' on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:49:35 GMT, sez: Too Funny
'xmas message at wscg' on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:58:24 GMT, sez: 1. Go to WSCG
2. Put this in the pattern box:
Happy Birthday <% if ($rowNum % 4 == 3) { 'dear ' + eval('$0') + '!'; } else {'to you.'} %>
3. Put this in the data box:
jesus
jesus
jesus
jesus
(repeated as many times as you like)
4. wait until xmas day.
5. press the calculate button to see a special xmas message.
'Jim' on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:51:46 GMT, sez: ..... Step 2 - make that
Happy Birthday <% if ($rowNum % 4 == 2) { 'dear ' + eval('$0') + '!'; } else {'to you.'} %>
'cuz it's 0-based. But it's a cool sentiment.
'Mischa Kroon' on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:10:34 GMT, sez: I see, now I know where I got the bug from it must be infectious :P
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