secretGeek.netCubicle Messages
The way people decorate their cubicle says a lot about their personality.
It often gives a meaning they didn't quite intend.
The cubicle:
Lots of little plastic animals, fluffy toys and decorative bits of glitter.
The Message they want to give:
I'm fun! Spontaneous! Care-free!
They Message they actually give:
I'm a mentally defective psychopath and oops, I just wet my pants again.
The cubicle:
About fifty photographs of my children
The Message they want to give:
I've got the cutest loveliest family in the world and i just love them so much
They Message they actually give:
My kids fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
The cubicle:
A photo of my yacht.
The Message they want to give:
I am so damn rich and important. TREMBLE BEFORE ME!
They Message they actually give:
How can a handsome guy get landed with such a tiny penis?
The cubicle:
Books, Paper and clutter everywhere.
The Message they want to give:
I'm a genius, so hard at work I never have time to clean this place up!
They Message they actually give:
I'm a filthy idiot who barely scraped through the last round of redundancies. I breed maggots for a hobby.
The cubicle:
About fifty plants, including strange creeping vines and jungle flowers.
The Message they want to give:
I'm a nature lover whose soul has outgrown this cubicle!
They Message they actually give:
Put me on suicide watch, 24/7.
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