Ten Goods Deeds A Blogger Can Perform

blog,

I've been complaining a lot on this site lately. And it's not just me. Complaining is a common hobby, a near epidemic.

But what are some GOOD DEEDS we can do with our blogs and our abilities? How can we turn our brains around and use them for good instead of evil?

Ten Goods Deeds A Blogger Can Perform

  1. Install a Firewall on your mother's computer
  2. Put virus scanning software on your cousin's computer
  3. Run a spyware remover on your brother-in-law's computer
  4. Backup your dad's digital photos to CD ROM and store them somewhere away from his home
  5. Teach your grandmother to use email so she can get in touch with old boyfriends
  6. Teach your uncle why he shouldn't click on attachments
  7. Backup your nephew's website. He doesn't realise that the webserver is about to crash
  8. Someone in your family is a genealogical enthusiast. Help them put their research online
  9. Pay for some of that shareware you use every day
  10. Bite the bullet and publish some of that code you've written in your spare time

That's all i can think of for now. Now I'll go back to kicking injured puppies.

 

Nagging Little Imbecile

Yeh I know that I "should" reboot once I've received updates. But can you please tell me what has been updated? And give me a few clues as to what will go wrong if I hold off for a few minutes?

Interrupting my work every five minutes is a rude thing to do, so when you do it, please provide details.

(i've complained about this before... and thanks to google i found out where: on mike pope's blog)

 

"What's your solution?"

[my bad... as Douglas points out in the content... this isn't the password, just a flag]I don't think I've ever seen such a brilliant error message, as one I just found at solucija.com

It not only includes the connection details.... but the PASSWORD TOO!!!

I love the site's slogan:

uh, my solution involves *not* telling everyone my password.

screenshot displaying password and username (although ive pinked them out here... i was feelin real generous)

This is a bit like a situation mike pope wrote about back in August.

Anyway, this all started because i was reading that OWSD (popular home of free website templates) is down, and has been for a while now.

A Mirror of the content is now up, and some designers giving out free templates are listed by Andreas Viklund, and some of Andreas's designs are also available. There's a File repository available too, if you're interested.

 

Comparison of three Ajax Portals

Not wishing to harp on ajax portals for too long... but here's a comparison of 'google/ig', live.com and the independent (french?) netvibes, in two categories: weather and aggregator.

The Weather

Google:

features:
  1. three day outlook
  2. celsius not available
  3. wind given in 'mph'
  4. entering city was a clunky experience
  5. Sorry but today was NOT sunny
Windows Live:

features:
  1. five day outlook
  2. celsius available :-)
  3. nostalgic windows 3.1 style icons... yuck
Netvibes:

features:
  1. four day outlook
  2. celsius available :-)
  3. really groovy icons

Sub-Verdict: Netvibes is the weather master

Aggregators

Google:

features:
  1. set the number of items
Windows Live:

features:
  1. set the number of items
    ...but it's hard to find and hard to use
Net Vibes

features:
  1. Refresh on demand
    ...this is a killer feature, particularly for email
  2. Set number of items: well positioned

Sub-Verdict: Netvibes has the better aggregator

Verdict: Netvibes rocks

I take back what I was thinking about the French. Netvibes is very cool. Leaves the billionaires in the dust.

(And no, netvibes aren't paying me to say this. Who wants their dirty French money anyway??)

Know any others?

 

Sony, Spawn of Satan

Big news sweeping this net lately: Sony are evil

Sadly, few have stated the argument more elegantly than Pennino:

While I agree with Pennino, I particularly think that artists should be urged to boycott Sony. This is one of the most thoroughly pre-meditated crimes imaginable, and it has been performed in the name of talented and creative people. If they have any concern for their reputation (which we can be fairly certain they do) then they ought to look elsewhere for ways to distribute their work.

 

Five Ways To Play Nice with 'Live.Com'

You've got a blog?
Here are five ways you can increase* the chance that your feed will show up properly in Live.com

(* update: live.com still reserves the right to fail at any moment)

  1. If possible, keep the number of items in your feed down.
    ...Limit the number of items to, say, fifteen at most (this is the original limit on # items in an rss file). I suspect this is why my feed wouldn't load at Live.com yesterday (I had about thirty items in the xml file).
  2. If possible, keep the size of your feed down
    ...Not too many bytes. If you have a very looong feed, you might also provide a summary feed that loads quicker.
  3. Specify an icon for your feed.
    ...They display it, so you may as well include it.
  4. Have a short, snappy name for your feed.
    ...Otherwise, they'll truncate it, and not even provide an ellipsis. (Notice that 'Tales from the Sharpside' became just 'Tales from the' and you have to mouseover this text to see the full name in a tool tip)
  5. Ensure your feed is valid use mark pilgrim's excellent validator

What I've worked out though is that at certain times of day (probably aligned with US 'start of work day') you're unlikely to get a great result from live.com. So be it. I still find it an interesting ajax app (y'know microsoft *invented* ajax). For some reason, writing gadgets is a very tempting thing to geek like me:

Microsoft Gadgets: It's like a cut-down version of the internet... inside a cut-down version of a browser.... hosted on the... um, internet... in a, y'know, browser.

It's Web 2.0, get it?

 

live.com... cactus.com?

I've really tried to resist bagging this big announcement from microsoft. but i've also made the mistake of trying to use live.com

Your online world gets better when everything works simply and effortlessly together.

Pity that the 'out of the box' experience (1) didn't work, (2) wasn't simple (3) wasn't effortless and (4) lacked 'togetherness'.

I clicked all the bits that looked clickable, watched as things changed. One box said: "You can see your Windows Live Mail or Hotmail inbox here if you sign in."

Hmmm. I was already signed in... my name was displayed in the top right, proof positive that my sign-in was successful. But no email showed up. Five minutes of digging showed me that what they meant to say was:
"You can see your Windows Live Mail or Hotmail inbox here if you sign in *AND* you've joined the beta program, for which we send you to a page from which you have to hunt around before going to another page... and even then you'd better have hotmail because we don't accept anyone else."

But of course the real test of an aggregator is: Does it successfully aggregate secretGeek.net/rss.asp??... the answer a resounding NO!

windows live telling me my feed is bad, and me swearing at it in response.

The reason i use swear words (sorry about that., by the way... I went all blythopathic for a moment) is that they imply that my feed is bad. Not true (this time). This time, I'm pretty sure the mistake is on live.com's side. And there's no hint given about what's wrong. Damn them.

Anyway, I might like live.com if:

  1. They let me use google as my search. (Instead i feel like they are trying to grab the web in a strangle hold)
  2. Their aggregator worked for secretGeek.net/rss.asp and every other page I tried
  3. I could plug in to my gmail account. And have it refresh on demand.
  4. I could plug into del.icio.us, rather than re-invent it from scratch
  5. It had a simple todo list functionality a-la Ta-Da
  6. It had something as addictive as LiveMarks or Digg Spy

Anyway... here's some other web portals around the place you might be interested in...

  • Start.com Fore-runner to Live.com
  • Google Personalised The Web 1.0 way of doing integrated portals ;-)
  • Net Vibes The Coolest one of these I've seen yet
  • Protopage More Javascript, very pop-up... technically amazing, but not so fun to use.
  • Omar Al Zabir Portal AMAZING ajax Portal written in the year 2000 !!!!
  • My Yahoo The Web 1.0 way of doing integrated portals ;-)
  • Alfy The web portal for kids -- i don't know what this is, but I like it :-)
  • Kudos to the people who worked on this project though. They've definitely got some very talented people, and I hope that criticisms of live.com don't cause too much stress to the developers who've made it happen. I just find it interesting that even a multi-mega-billion dollar company can't get a launch to work seamlessly, even when the whole pitch is about working seamlessly.

     

    Passfaces... Very memorable

    Pass Faces typo'Passfaces' is some kind of proprietary technique for using a series of faces instead of a password.

    Apparently it's intuitively easier to remember faces than letters.

    It's funny the way memory works.

    I'll always remember their website for the typographical errors.

    Pass Faces typo number 1

    Pass Faces typo number 2

    And does it bother them that the name of their product rhymes with "assface" ??

    (Okay, i've got the whole passface/assface thing out of my system now)

     

    Joe Celko, Bill of Materials, hierarchical nested trees, data explosion...

    Are any of these words ringing any bells?

    Could someone please prepare some sort of injection device that can put all of this knowledge into my brain without hurting me too much. I am trying to use conventional reading materials, but the impedence mismatch is too great and my eyes are burning.

    On the plus side this is one of the most fun things I've dealt with in years.